To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here.

Patriot Humor

A Rose By Any Other Name

Two middle-aged couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, like visualization, association, and so on. It was great. I haven't had a problem since."

"Sounds like something I could use. What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.

Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!"

He turned to his wife, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"


CVN-Par 72

Submitted

Couch Camo

Submitted

Identification

Submitted

Motivation

Submitted

FAIL


Click Here

Million Obama Dollar bill

It's Obama funny money! Just the thing for paying taxes, making "change", purchasing Obama healthcare and more! We are sure you'll come up with a million uses of your own for this Million Obama dollar bill. The same size as U.S. currency. Set of 2 bills.


And now for a cartoon

To subscribe to Patriot Humor, click here.

To submit humor items for our consideration, email us at humor@patriotpost.us


If you enjoy Patriot Humor, you should check out our other online resources:


Follow The Patriot Post:

              

You have received this email because you are subscribed to Patriot Humor, a service of The Patriot Post, the conservative journal of record. To subscribe to Patriot Humor and The Patriot Post, link to http://patriotpost.us/subscribe/. To manage your subscription or to unsubscribe, link to http://patriotpost.us/manage/ and log in with your email address.