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Signs of the times

Submitted — "Sign at Hutchinson, KS, 35 miles SE of Wichita. Hwy 59 at Hwy 43 — across from Marshall High School"
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Ladies

For those of you who don't live in the South, and think we are a bunch of uncivilized rednecks — well, it's simply not true!

For example, we have ladies' groups all over the South that meet regularly to discuss current events and develop needed home-skills. In fact, this photo was recently taken at a ladies group meeting in Tennessee, where they were discussing the elections coming up in November 2010 and in 2012.

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It's so hot that...

  • birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
  • the trees are whistling for dogs.
  • hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.
  • you can make sun tea instantly.
  • you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
  • you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
  • you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
  • you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
  • you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
  • the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
  • the temperature drops below 95°F and you feel a little chilly.
  • farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

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